how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
i think this looks deeper than it is supposed to be.
i swear its just going to end up on a grunge blog.
What it means is “The insomnia i have from my deppresion and stress keep me up all night wondering why I even exist”. Those are our monsters….
No, actually it’s just a Minecraft reference to when you try and sleep and there are mobs nearby…
I’M lA IGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW b YE